Pieces of Kiddie

2006-12-20T13:20:00.000+08:00

It's been forever since i've blogged huh?? so let's make this really colourful. ^^

well, anyway.....

i had the weirdest dream just the other day. even though school is obviously the furthest thing on my mind, i simply can't stop DREAMING about it. annoying for my poor little brain.

ok. i dreamt that we were all in class for something important but strangely the only person i can remember is Atiqah, who was sitting next to me. then there was this leader who was passing around fried pieces of food and demanding that we eat it. UNBELIEVABLE.

Prefects keep telling us not to eat in the classroom and here she was ORDERING us to eat it. WEIRDO. amazingly, there's also this girl who was opening a large packet of nasi lemak. yup, she was THAT hungry.

Ok, so then we were eating with that irritating leader observing us. For no apparent reason, suddenly she burst out, 'I said, WOLF IT DOWN!!!!'. We were so shocked that we started eating as fast as we can. But the girl with the nasi lemak was too shocked that she couldn't even START eating. Hahaha.

Unfortunately, we were not fast enough and the minister arrived. My mouth was filled with food. Scary, man. It's a dream right? but I could feel myself half chewing and half swallowing, almost choking. Haha. I only ate HALF of the fried thing, and the other half??

Haha. I hid it under the desk. Where it lay forgotten as we all stood up and clapped to welcome the minister.

Oh yes. What happened to the nasi lemak?? The minister ate it. Hahahahaha.

Maybe I should compile all my dreams and make them into a movie. Right?? it should make SOME money right???? come on. Won't you guys support me???? I could be famous!!!!

Ha.....ha.....ha.... Forget it. I think I'll stick to dreaming.

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Change subject:

My brother is like naturally funny and weird, I tell you. My sis was eating and then she said, 'My nose is itchy, lah'. Then my brother who was sitting next to her said, 'Come, I scratch for you.' And he reached over and scratched her nose. Hahaha.

My sis became flustered, half-shocked and half-amused. Then she was like, 'No lah! Not like that! I mean...in-side lah.' Hahahhahaha.

Comedian in the making. You better watch it.

Hahahaha.

2006-11-30T14:12:00.000+08:00

With much anticipation, i tuned in to the 1st episode of 'Wish Upon A Star' last tuesday.

halfway through Hady's duet with Ann Kok, i suddenly had a brainwave.

'Maybe i should tape this'. haha. but by the time i recorded the show, they had already finished their duet!! hahaha.

my sis was screaming at me by then. 'Why you so slow?!?!?!?! take sooooo long just to tape it!!!!!!' ^^"

but i was sooooo disappointed. my poor Johnathan didn't get to sing much. *sigh* why didn't he have a duet like Hady??? i bet he'd look cooler. hehehe.

anyway, i was so looking forward to it since nothing was heard from Johnathan for quite awhile. my poor heart was aching because by the end of the show, when gurmit was asking whether they'd be free next week, to which Johnathan replied, 'Free! Very Free!!' , i was screaming to the TV 'Of course free lah!!!!!! No album, NOTHING!!!!!'

my poor Johnathan. it's ok. i'll be behind you all the way!!!!! hahahaa. i'm so nice.

by the way my darlings, i got both Hady' s and Taufik's album already!!!!!!

hahaha. i'm happy!!!! sorry lah, not to brag......just to inform you ppl. hahahaha. right, syafiqah??

man, i'm sooo evil. oh well.

i'm going to Jurong Bird Park this saturday, which means i'll be able to see the toilets!!!!! haha. wonder if the toilet at the Zoo is better than the one at Jurong Bird Park..... i'll have to wait and see.

right. my homeworks are still not done. *sigh*

Happy holidays, darlings!!!!! Miss ALL of you.

but don't forget to miss me too!!!! haha. very important, you know.

i'll be looking forward to next week's 'Wish Upon A Star'.......hope i'll be able to see more of Johnathan.

my last words for today: Pizza Hut's delivery guys are probably the hottest among the others. haha. but i won't know for sure. ^^

2006-11-02T11:36:00.000+08:00

i don't believe this.

you know how many times i've been watching the same episodes of SpongeBob Squarepants over and over again?!?!?!?!

7 times!!! 7 times!!!! can you believe it?!?!?!?! i can't take it anymore!!!!!!

i can hear SpongeBob laughing right now. In my head. just because i rented the Cd for my bro doesn't mean that he has to watch it over and over again in a span of 2 days!!!

wait, not only my bro. my sis also. she has been listening to the same songs over and over again. i think it's in the genes.

my father can spend the whole day listening and singing to only ONE song.

'The tide is high but i'm holding on. I'm gonna be your number one. i'm not the kinda of girl who gives up just like that......'

Scary. my father singing to it. *shivers*

i think i can officially announce that i'm a couch potato. i'm hardly doing anything. unless you consider watching TV and arguing with my sis all day, doing something.....then maybe i am doing something. yeah, lazying around. my stuff's piling up on my desk that it has already disappeared beneath all that rubbish. To think i just cleaned it up before Hari Raya.

i'm hopeless huh? haha.

For your info, i do not look at the yearbook everyday Nish. i'm not that despo lor.....

anyway, i think this Saturday i'm going to Vivo City with my mom. We're gonna get lost there!!!!!! hahaha. it's gonna be soooooo much fun!!

both my uncle and my uncle-in-law got lost there. my mom had wanted to go there the other time during lunch. but the taxi uncle advised her against it because later she won't be able to get back to the office in time. hahaha. so funny.

the taxi uncle also got lost in Vivo City.

oh well, if me and my mom could get lost at Orchard Road.....Vivo City shouldn't be too bad. at least it's air-conditioned.

2006-10-18T16:46:00.000+08:00

News Flash:

Adel sounds cute saying 'Where is the toilet?' in Thai. Though personally i felt that it should've been Shermaine's line.

End-of-year results were out super long time ago yet it only sank in yesterday. what can i say? slow rate of diffusion.

Mother Tongue O'level is coming. i think that fear will only sink in next week. Like i said, slow rate of diffusion.

Adel and Nishanthi gets excited at the mention of dirty jokes. well, especially Adel. haha. sickos.

Breaking news: i'm dead meat. Yearbook is gonna be out soon. WHY ME???
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When we got back all our papers and saw how terribly well we've done.....i was thinking, 'I can't believe i'm still alive'. it's a miracle don't you think?

i'm afraid that despite all the learning we've done, we don't really know anything at all. I've always dreamt of being a doctor but i hate needles. i want to be an environmentalist or maybe join the theatre. But i'm definitely going to major in Literature. Anyway, back to the story.

Not knowing anything at all. That's one of my greatest fears. I can't imagine working during emergencies. Or late-night shifts in the cold hospital. Then i realise. "Oh no, i need back-up plans. Lots"

I thought of the careers that i could possibly take up.

but we can talk about that next time. i still need to think.
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Holidays are coming!!!!!!!!!!! Oh no. i'm so going to end up a couch potato. Putting on weight is something i dread. well, at least to don't keep pinching my fats and looking at the cellulite like Li Chu.

i think i know what to get her next year. haha.

the reading program is getting a little ridiculous. i feel like i'm back in primary school. except taller.

i'm trying to be positive but how to?????? People have been telling me about the huge pic in the yearbook. AAARRRRGGHHHH!!!

i don't believe this. *sigh*

anyway, i wonder who's the idiot who covered my Johnathan on that poster. ugh.

i wanna see that army guy. why is it that he's always there when i'm not?!?!?!

Life is pathetically unfair. so i shall strive to wake up earlier and take the same train, same carriage. hopefully he'll be there. hehe.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every moment of it.

2006-09-12T16:42:00.000+08:00

Once upon a time there was a girl who suddenly disappeared from the world of harsh reality. Funnily, she reappeared but not here.....instead she entered a world full of paranoia, stress and AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! yes, a world full of AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!

It's called Study-Study-Study Land. Now, this particular land is cursed. Anyone or anything who steps into this land will fall under the curse....which is to STUDY-STUDY-STUDY!!!!! Don't play-play, ah. I mean it. Anyone or anything will have to STUDY-STUDY-STUDY. This is something they DON'T have a CHOICE in. haha. Just look at the bookworm, man. Anyway, this girl (let's call her Marli) *poof* appeared in this amazingly retarded land. But before she can even fall under the land's curse......a potentially dangerous disease struck her!!!!! (Marli's mom diagnosed it as LAZINESSOMNIA) So, now before Marli can actually STUDY-STUDY-STUDY, she was already stoning at her lovely blur goldfish. However, don't fret!!! Marli may be suffering from LAZINESSOMNIA but she CAN be cured.

Well, she IS cured. Thanks to Muu' and Susmi who tried to PSYCHO Marli and Safiah into studying for the final year exams which will officially start in 10 days. 10 days? AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

see what i mean? poor Marli. I guess Marli will have to think less of hot and sexy Johnathan, and think more of important and meaningful things.....like Chemistry.

-Marli's incredibly interesting life is to be continued....

Phew, I'm back from my hiatus to Study-Study-Study Land. Somehow, I get the feeling that I'll be gone soon. Again.

I'm simply amused by Jessica Shen. yes, my darling Angus. She has an affinity with rain. yes, rain.

Twice i've seen her soak herself in the rain, enjoying the raindrops. MAD.

On Monday, 11/9/06, Jessica walked in the rain and then came into class looking for me. i was reading the Straits Times when she said, ' Marli, I love you'. Then she hugged me!!!!!! Mind you, she was dripping wet. WET. SOAKED. COLD. and MAD.

She then laughed and started hugging me again. hahaha. But to her disappointment, i wasn't wet. Then she said, ' Eh, how come you're not wet? I made sure i was dripping wet before i came in, ok?'

wah, still have the cheek to say that ah???

then she hugged me tightly this time, almost suffocating me, and when she released me from her deathgrip....my chest was WET. yes, my chest. gosh, the embarrasment. Jessica laughed again, saying ' Your b***s are sticking out, what.' hahaha.

wahlau. as if i didn't know that. thanks, man. hahahaha.

Aiyah, but i still had a fun time lah. ^^

oh yes, there's this guy who works at the pet store in my neighbourhood. He is so cute and well-built and tanned. Liked him since primary school. hahaha. the longest surviving crush ever.

i'm terrible huh? what can i say?

I'm 15....for a moment.

2006-08-09T16:59:00.000+08:00

Happy 41st Birthday, SINGAPORE!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!

Cedar's National Day was soooooo suuuuppppeeeeerrrrr coool!!!!! especially the parade. i've never been so excited to witness it in all of my 15 years. maybe it's because Nishanti and SarahJ were marching?!?!

haha. their white uniform was soooo nice and gorgeous, man. it looked damn hot on all of the NCC people. goodness. i wanted to go look for sarahj after we were all dismissed, but i couldn't find her!!!!!! no fair. i wanted take a pic with her in that gorgeous uniform. (I said that the UNIFORM is GORGEOUS....not sarahj. hahaha.)

but she looks damn cool all the same. wahlau, i don't think i'll be able to see HIM in THAT uniform or the 'camouflage' one. *sigh*

don't you think life is unfair??

anyway, my family and i celebrated National Day with the rest of the Tampines residents this morning. it was so fun, even though it rained. but who cares, the guys who performed an item was like so cute. so that kinda made my day. haha. the goodie bags were pathetic and we got more singapore flags but hey, what can you expect if you paid only $1 for a ticket?? haha. the park was flooded with red tops and white botttoms.

did you know that we actually sang the National Anthem in the park??? i totally didn't expect that, but it was

sooo coool. cos, i just realised that my 4-year old bro can sing some parts of the National Anthem too. it's kinda scary if you ask me. way too smart for his own good. hahahaha. this means that i can't manipulate him anymore.......*sigh*

well, you'll have to grow up someday.....but let's have fun today.

2006-08-05T11:48:00.000+08:00

Flipsyde - Happy Birthday

Flipsyde rocks, man!! *melts*

2006-08-05T10:57:00.000+08:00

Friday. 4 th Aug 2006.

that was the day we saw the RETARDED side of him!!! so cute. he seemed soooooo happy that day.

maybe he was terribly excited about the Meet- the-Parents. haha.

anyway, that day, chemistry was super fun and funny. i haven't laughed so much ever since Jay got eliminated. Next to go shall be Jasmine.

gosh, Johnathan is the best!!! ooh, Hadi too. ^^

well, Meet-the-Parents was weirdly fun, not the usual boring kinds. because of the PERFORMANCE!!!!!! hahaha. my mom was laughing throughout lah. the rock climbing, vicky standing on the chair......and......SURIA!!! hahaha. very funny.

then later on, Shermaine told me that there was FREE FOOD at the back of the hall. so like we all expect of cheapskate people......shermaine and i rushed to the queue and started helping ourselves to the food.

shermaine took food for her mom, but when she got back to her seat....she realised that her mom had gone to queue for food too! hahaha. aiyoh, shermaine ah.....

next week is national day!! we'll be doing the MASS DANCE!!!! i can't wait. better shake it, people. hahaha.

i've got the feeling that my bro LOVES singing. He has been singing the chinese version of HAPPY BIRTHDAY yesterday. NON-STOP!!! wah, not bad ah.....chinese version, you know. hahaha. i never knew he could actually do that. ^^

August babies just burnt a hole in my pocket. *sigh* but it's ok! you guys shall be getting your presents soon.....i hope. hahaha. no promises that you'll be getting it SOON....but you WILL be getting it. haha.

i think i've taken a liking to pizza delivery guys. ARGH!!!

2006-07-25T16:51:00.000+08:00

oh my goodness!!!!!! i am so SCREWED!!!!!!!!!

wahlau. the thing that i didn't expect to happen...happened today!!!!! gosh. i can't believe my life is so happening, man.

ever since CHEMISTRY....i am soooooo screwed!!!!! this is terrible!!!!!

how can he do this to me??? idiot. why the stupid heck did he have to walk ALL the way to my seat?!?!??!?!

he could have just called me up to take the pathetic test-tube!!!!!

oh wait. to call me up, he would have to say my name. to say out my name, he would have to be able to PRONOUNCE my name properly without making a fool of himself. obviously, he doesn't know how to PRONOUNCE it then!!!

well, lucky. cause i don't appreciate people calling me 'MERRILY-YANA' . certainly not.

but still!!!! when he walked up.....my heart was exploding like a million times lah. accompanied by the class's 'background music'....i could feel my face give off heat!!!

gosh. 3I, you guys are sooo evil. wahlau....i LOVE you guys, man.

you people just made me a happy girl. *melts* hahahaha.

i shall remember this FOREVER. but don't you guys DARE do that again!!!!!!!!

DYING ONCE IS ENOUGH. right now, i'm in HEAVEN. haha.

2006-07-21T16:50:00.000+08:00

Racial Harmony Day is SO FUN!!!!!! hahaha. i had one of the best days of my 15-yr-old life!!!!!

i realised that we have lots of pretty women in class!!!! *whistles* sexy, man.

syikin looked damn hot lah in her already hot cheongsam. hahaha. truth to be told, we all look so hot!!!! hahaha.

sorry. lots of 'hahaha'.

haha. ahem.

i took like 103 pics altogether in just 7 hours!! i can be a photographer one day.haha.

abby and sus are soooooo sick. that cupboard shot was directed by sarahj n taken by me!!!!! haha. sickos. so fun, man.

too bad the hall program was soooooo short. i wanted to see the TEACHERS dress-up!!!! not fair. it's kinda pathetic actually. but who cares.

and can u believe i forgot to bring my shoes to match my cheongsam?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ARGH. terrible. i had to go around wearing my school shoes!!!! luckily i didn't look too bad.

guess wat?? i didn't look so retarded in pics either!!!! hahaha. so happy.

my happiness is actually due to the FACT that i got the SPECIAL pic!!!!!! yay!!!

don't roll your eyes at me, people. u guys are just blind not to be able to see what i see.....*sigh*

i'm dying.....OH MY GOODNESS. i can't believe i took a pic with.......never mind.

what i'm mad at now is that my camera is sooooooooo stupid!!!!! some actually came out blurry!!!!!

thank goodness it's not the SPECIAL pic. that came out PERFECT. hahahahaha. i'm sooooooo happy.

really.

now, THIS is a real money plant.

2006-07-14T22:13:00.000+08:00

now. this is FREDDY KRUEGER.

he's a psychopath who goes around killing people with that glove-blades of his. the show's called NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. so scary.

doesn't that shirt looks familiar?????

2006-07-13T21:31:00.000+08:00

i am SHOCKED. VERY SHOCKED. SO SHOCKED, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO EXPRESS MY SHOCK.

wahlau. how can JOHNATHAN be ONE of those with the LOWEST votes?!?!?!?!?! AAAARRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! how can such TALENT be WASTED?!?!?!?! oh my goodness lah. he can sing SUPERBLY well and pull off such cool performance with such coolness.....how can people not MELT?!?!?!?! hello, he's the one with the MOST POWERFUL VOCALS, ok?? anyway....the commercials and too-frequent breaks are getting on my nerves, man. so irritating. poor Johnathan.....what is wrong with you people?!?!?!

ugh.

Paul Twohill wore that totally freaky shirt. the one that FREDDY KRUEGER wears and goes around KILLING people on ELM STREET. what's with the red and black stripes?!?!?! my eyes just suffered a heart attack because of him. it kinda makes him look POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS. scary. fashion police, anyone??? BUT Paul totally rocks when he sings. though Johnathan rocks more. haha.

Joakim looks kinda charming. he doesn't look so crossed-eyed anymore. haha. ^^

my mom hates Rahimah's hair. actually it kinda reminds me of Pepe Le Pew. so skunk-ky. she looks prettier if it's normal. normal as in....NOT STYLED LIKE A ROCKER. ^^

Hadi looks so CUTE!! and cool. he always has that SHY SMILE. aaahhhh!!!!! so cute!!!! hahahahaha.

you know....Jay reminds me of eric tan. yes. mr eric tan. hahaha. it's like seeing him prancing around on stage, trying to look charming. hey, at least he can SING. but Jay is obviously the visually-enhanced version lah. haha.

somehow.....Gayle keeps reminding me of ABBY. yes. ABIGAIL. i don't know....i think it's that SMILE. it's seems familiar. so innocent. but i don't know about the person though. hehe.

all in all, i'm am so damn glad Norman got out. now i can sleep. yay.

P.S no offence people. except for Johnathan's...the rest are all....unbiased. haha. not.

2006-07-12T20:03:00.000+08:00

And If You're Gone (3Dash1)

Verse 1
I'm gazing at the mess I'm going through
What a life
A lie so true it hurts to keep inside
So listen up
I cannot live a day without you here
By my side
Nor can I stand to be within your sight
Shun your lights

Pre Chorus 1
I'll miss you when you're nowhere near my arms
But I know
I'll try to run when my senses tell me to

Chorus
And if you're gone
I'd be the first to sigh inside
But when you're far away I'd be the one to call you back
so come to me
As I will promise you my time and time won't tell me twice
That I'd be wanting you to leave when you're in sight

Verse 2
A problem solved a problem will emerge
I'm entwined
Confused my heart is telling me to run
To where can I?
Is this the fate I'm destined to collide
Must I try?
A love I've lost a love I'm trying to find
I run around

Pre Chorus 2
I hunger for your presence in my heart
For awhileI'll fade away when I feel the time is right

(Chorus)

(Pre Chorus 1 & Chorus)

END

just felt like posting this. STILL waiting for their album to be in my possession!

i'm bored. entertainment pls......

You Don't Know (Westlife)

Nobody knows me yet everyone knows my name
Some people judge me, not knowing that I'm the same
Thanks for the offer but I keep my old friends always
But then I get lonely, counting the endless days
Are you here for me at all?
Do you care for me at all?
Well this time now I know I ain't standing alone no more

[Chorus]
'Coz all I want is love
Someone who can share the pain I feel
And the eyes that stare
Won't stare at me no more
'Coz all I need is time
Time for me to open up and show
The person I am
The person you think you know
You don't know, you don't know

Some heartfelt emotions, creeping from deep inside
'Coz being this person is all I've got left to hide
Were you here for me at all?
Did you care for me at all?
Last time I was told I ain't standing alone no more

[Chorus]

END

man....what is to become of them?? they used to be the greatest. but still ONE of my favourite bands ever. ^^

i noticed that while practically everybody was having the WORLD CUP FEVER....i suddenly felt incredibly ignorant. but one thing i know. wayne rooney simply looks like a SACK OF POTATOES, one that goes around kicking people's ass. haha.

if u wanna know.....i think i'm like the only one who watches the TIGER CUP!!! haha. i'm damn special. that's the only time I'll be screaming and cursing......so unlady-like of me. hahaha.

well, at least i don't go around feeling depressed because KLOSE is MARRIED. hahaha. poor shermaine.

2006-07-04T17:24:00.000+08:00

HOLIDAY IS OVER!!!!!! aaarrrggghhh. well, at least today is not too bad....for a school day.

i probably could whine and whine all day long about the LINEAR LAW test and MALAY ORAL.....but let's not dwell on such depressing subject. there are happier things to talk about....like how i ALMOST stepped onto a DEAD bird crawling with HUGE RED ants.

did i mention that the bird was HEADLESS?!?!?! eeww.

well, last saturday me and my sis went rollerblading at East Coast Park. it was like super super windy....and my sis thought she was gonna be blown away. haha. that's a mind blowing thought.

that saturday was also when i found out that even if you walk on and on along the beach at east coast park....you will NEVER reach west coast park. (WHAT? i just knew that ok??haha)

so we roller blade all over the place. so fun. then my mom wanted us to buy RIBENA for my bro. so we went rollerblading from one end to 7-eleven. to my horror, when we reached there......NO ROLLERBLADES ALLOWED. oh gosh. what were we gonna do???

my sis and i spent like 10 mins arguing who was gonna take off the rollerblades and walk in barefooted. haha. then my sis tried to BRIBE me with $2. only. can you believe it?? is my feet only worth that much??? it was only later on that we realised that we CAN go in WITH ROLLERBLADES. just not ROLLERBLADING in there. haha.

ok. so we went back to rollerblading....but i must've have been dreaming because I DIDN'T notice this boy on a bike in the middle of nowhere. i realised HE WAS THERE when he started shouting for his mom. by then it was too late.

i wanted to avoid crashing and squashing the 'poor' little boy. so then i tried to make a last minute swerve. but i tripped over his training wheel. suddenly, i was falling. then i thought, 'Oh no. my face is going to hit the PAVEMENT!!!' but, with some miracle....i shifted my weight and turned my body around. then SPLAT. i landed on my butt.

haha. i was a little shocked and dazed. i kinda smiled to myself disbelievingly. all this while, CUTE SHIRTLESS GUYS were WHEEZING past me on their rollerblades with a SMILE on their faces. aarrghh. why does this always happen to me??

then my sis laughed as she tried to help me up. then i laughed because my sis was laughing. then we started laughing together. and i almost fell down. again. hahaha.

so funny. after that, we played at the beach....with the sand. and the water too. later, my sis and i decided to play 'Avoid the waves' . while we were AVOIDING the waves...i tried avoid bumping into my bro.

so i avoided the waves and my brother and tripped over the sand.....then SPLAT! on my butt. again. hahaha.

man, it was so fun. the rollerblading, i mean. not the falling-twice-on-my-butt thing. ^^

maybe i should give my butt an award for being able to cushion my fall WITHOUT getting any bruises.

THE BUTT-(H)ER AWARD!!!!

hahaha.

2006-06-14T14:12:00.000+08:00

oh my goodness. i can't believe this is my life. there is simply NOTHING to do.

except HOMEWORK. i am so pathetic.

FACTS that are worth mentioning:

- my father is SCARED of sleeping alone in the dark. which obviously explains why he slept in the LIVING ROOM with ALL the lights on in the EVENING, when all of us were out shopping. (the only way we could wake him up was to whisper CREEPILY into his ears.....hehehehe......all that pinching and pushing and shaking does no good. man, he sleeps like a LOG. except that LOGS DON"T SNORE.

- my brother is cunning and sly. i can't believe he tricked me into exchanging my incredibly delicious lollipop with his disgusting strawberry-flavoured ball of sugar stuck on a stick!!!! ugh. how can a mere 4 YEAR OLD TRICK ME LIKE THAT??? (evidence that i AM pathetic.)

- my sunflower seedlings LOVE me. i am so honoured. why do i say that? THEY GREW and BECAME seedlings. haha. compared to how my sister's CACTUS drowned in its own pot. tsktsk.

- i ate CHEESECAKE for 4 DAYS consecutively. and i'm still not sick of it.

- my mother and i PLANNED how we would react if we were to BUMP into SYED AZMIR. her plan? if I were to BUMP into HIM, one day.......i would: take a pic with him using HIS camera phone and since I'M NOT ALLOWED A CAMERA PHONE, get him to MMS her. so that at the end of the day, SHE would have HIS number AND the picture. (my phone doesn't have MMS) man, what life am i living?? *shakes head*

- a battle took place at the multipurpose hall near my block. me, my sis and my cousin. we fought brave and hard. UNARMED and CAUGHT OFF GUARD, we managed to regain our composure and fought our way to the end. BLOOD splattered EVERYWHERE. my hands hurt after all that fighting. i had to protect my chastity. i didn't have a choice.

the MOSQUITOES tried to suck my blood!!!!!! of course i had to fight back. they were all over me. hahaha. BUT we left the hall VICTORIOUS, leaving behind SQUASHED mosquitoes. and also ITCHING like hell. ouch.

NOBODY messes with the QUEEN.

2006-05-30T13:03:00.000+08:00

i'm like so free right now....only because i haven't continued with my cleaning spree. Lazing around and was staring at my goldfish learning how to swim, when i remembered the quiz that shermaine told me to do...LONG LONG ago.

hahaha.

se7en random facts abt me.
1 i'm a girl(what?!?! you didn't know that????)
2 i have hair. but not hairy.
3 i'm only deaf around shermaine(hardly a surprise)
4 have stopped growing...TALLER. (painful reminder that i shall remain like this. FOREVER?!?!?!)
5 love Lit a lot. (but can't help doing badly in it)
6 have MILLIONS of books(that remains hidden. around. somewhere.)
7 cheese is a MUST HAVE. A NEED. A NECESSITY(i'm not that dumb to think the moon is made of cheese)

but neil armstrong probably didn't know that. that's why he went ALL the way to the moon to check it out.
haha. just kidding.

se7en celebrity crushes
1 5566 (i have all their albums!!!! yay!!)
2 edison chen(he's mine, shermaine!!) ^^
3 johnny depp(he's mine too.)
4 shah rukh khan(i'll share with you, syafiqah. man, i'm so nice.)
5 jackie chan
6 richard gere
7 terence tay(he's on singapore idol)

se7en qualities i want in a potential boyfriend
1 cute(but not a necessity. pleasant-looking is ok.)
2 taller and bigger than me(i don't want someone who resembles a stick.)
3 trustworthy
4 sincere
5 funny(my personal entertainer.)
6 kind and caring
7 comfortable with my family. ^^ (pls, i'm thinking of my future. haha.)

se7en things that scare me
1 things i can't see
2 falling from great height
3 WORMS
4 losing the ones i love(sadly, that includes you. ^^)
5 my mother(when she's angry.)
6 can't see
7 getting locked in

se7en random songs at the moment
1 Mungkin Nanti by Peterpan
2 Amazing by Westlife
3 Black Maria by Ronin
4 Rayuan Rindu by Raihan
5 Photograph by Nickelback
6 All that I Need by Boyzone
7 That's Why(You Go Away) by Micheal Learns To Rock

se7en things i like the most
1 stars
2 recycled papers(i save trees!!!!)
3 my cds
4 cheese(it's a 'thing' right?)
5 my clothes
6 books(that can be read and understood by me)
7 the television(yes, not the computer)

se7en things i plan to do before i die
1 watch all of johnny depp's movies(AT THE CINEMA)
2 go to at least 1 concert
3 read as many books as i want
4 meet my dream guy (yeah, right.)
5 go shopping with my family
6 get a written confession from everybody saying WILLINGLY, that they love me (*evil laughs*)
7 sleep (at least 10 hours)

se7en things i say the most
1 wahlau
2 shoot
3 oh my goodness
4 oh man
5 whatever
6 so cute (it's very easy to get me to say this.....haha)
7 shut up (i'm trying to cut down on that. it's very unhealthy)

se7en ppl i want them to do this quiz
1 syafiqah
2 simphoni
3 jessica arnanta tjung
4 safiah (after she gets back from beijing)
5 sarahj
6 darling ANGUS
7 susmitha

happy doing!! haha.

2006-05-29T21:37:00.000+08:00

The holidays have supposedly started, but how come i didn't notice it huh?? it's been work, work and work for me.

On that very last day of school, to my horror i realised that my desk have disappeared!!!! piles of cursed textbook sat collecting dust on my desk. With my mother's promise to give the room a makeover, i disciplined myself to clean up the room that's filled with junks that's been there for CENTURIES....i never knew they existed but somehow took up space.

for the past 2 DAYS i've been clearing my room throwing out crap that could probably bring me money....if they weren't crap. apparently, 1 HUGE trash bag is not enough. To think i'm still not finished cleaning my room!!!!!! but on the plus side.....i'm saving TREES. the stack of recycled papers i've complied is probably enough to last me a lifetime. (me only. not including my sister. man, she literally EATS papers. i just don't seem to know where they go to. )

so, people be grateful. i'm providing you with oxygen to breathe..........hahaha. or else you'll all be looking like an octopus with gas mask stuck to your faces. ^O^

anyway, after all that cleaning, i'm still not finished!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Argh. there's still lots more waiting to be thrown out of the window by me. maybe after i finish, i'll have a toned body. haha. be prepared to witness the NEW MARLI!!!!

hahaha. just kidding lah. it would take more than lifting books and throwing out unidentified objects for 2 days....to actually get me in shape. haha.

Leadership Training was so fun just now. minus all the presentation. which leaves just the games and activities. Shermaine Loo provided me with one VERY interesting fact:

Toilets can talk. in fact, shermaine is the toilet herself. haha. oi, don't forget to FLUSH ok?? hehe.

just kidding.

Dear Safiah is going for Beijing today. she was desperately trying not to over-excite herself or hyperventilate at the thought of him...........soooooo afraid she would get a FEVER. hahaha. got to calm yourself down, man.

syafiqah is really sick but seems to have gotten better, though she sounds like a bee sometimes.

sshhhh.. don't tell her.

yesterday, my running nose became worse and it has now EVOLVED into a cough. of all the things to happen.....man, i even thought i was going to get a fever. so i frantically searched for the thermometer, which cost me a precious 10 min digging into my PINK pencil case. only to find out that the damn thing has died. battery flat. *rolls eyes*

sheesh.

oh yeah, guess what?? i sold 2 booklets(YESCOM) already!!!! yay!!

now i have NO IDEA who i'm going to sell the rest to. haha. the 2 booklets were bought by my very own............................MOTHER!!!!

*applauds* ^^

2006-05-11T22:18:00.000+08:00

A whole week of exhaustion is finally trying to take over my body. my life is actuall slowing down pretty quickly. i keep losing my train of thought, though. Got to get these memories out of my head somehow....so i can store it in my heart. but then again, my life is so messed up...no way is it ever going to be organized. Perhaps one day. but definitely not now.

man, age is catching up on me.

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- my beloved Angus is going around telling people (after smacking my butt), that my butt is soft and comfortable. Gosh. is that a compliment?? she goes poke, poke, poke and then, 'See, you're so comfortable.' *giggles* Goodness. she's lucky that i'm such an understanding soul. After all, there's not much you can do to someone so deprived. Trust me. I KNOW.

- i have no idea what made me tell SarahJ my humiliating secret. MY DREAM. that was my deepest and darkest secret. why the heck did i put my reputation on the line? i realised (too late) how stupid i was. after i put aside my pride and dignity, to tell her my dream......SarahJ, you better not use that incriminating evidence against me. oh man, need to save face. hahaha.

- Two Japanese guys approached me while i was walking in Chinatown in my school uniform. they were so TALL and CUTE. *looks dazed* They stopped me to ask for directions to the nearest MRT station. wahlau, how disappointing. haha. i was so sad that it happened then, ok? i was caught in such an unglamorous state! Holding an umbrella, half soaked and my hair....was messy!! it HAD to rain that day. but what the heck. i'm still happy. haha.

- Almost had an oh-no-i'm-dead experience with Li Jing. that 'tap-tap' sound is still on my mind. Luckily i didn't say what i wanted to say. it was seriously a near-death situation. Phew. so scary.

- Paraded in the classroom with a beautiful shawl. To think muu' actually took pics of me in such horrible poses. Don't you dare use that against me, man. Price of shawl: $143 (i think) And i t was wrapped around my neck half the time. haha. Price of my neck: too valuable to be priced. hehe.

- Desperate Jessica (our darling chem rep) went ballistic after she found out that her one-and-only went to class while she was at the Bio lab. haha. The look on her face was too good to be true. How damn glad i was, that it wasn't me who broke the 'terrible' news to her. Poor Thendral. She was bombarded by endless questions about him. haha.

- SarahJ shone like a star after the Macbeth play. i mean, how can she not? with all that glitter....she could pass off as a Christmas decoration or even as the lights at Orchard Road. hahaha. She was blinding me the whole time especially under the sun's rays. hehe.

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Piece of advice #1

If you wanna flaunt your assets, do it now. Not later.

Always remember: Gravity pulls

My poor delicate eyes were so traumatised.

Piece of advice #2

Always try to include or mention your friends in your blog rants as much as possible. Cause apparently, they don't read it if they're not mentioned. Right, Syafiqah?

2006-05-01T12:55:00.000+08:00

The 1st day of a new month is here!!! and it's even better that it's a HOLIDAY!!! new month. new day. new life. NOT.

*sigh* now if only there was a sale...then i can go shopping. and if only i had MONEY to go shopping.

should get a RICH HUSBAND in the future. yup, that is my ultimate goal in life. hahaha.

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For the past two weeks, i've been going to my relative's wedding and eating yummy- briyani-rice for free!!! hahaha. at the same time, i get to look at cute guys. it's a great life. hehe.

i just went to my other relative's wedding yesterday, and the decor was simply amazing. it was so beautiful.

For the whole time i was there, i was wondering how they managed to stick a chandelier onto the ceiling under the block. COOL.

ok, shopping is like a hobby and i would definitely try to shop as much as i possibly can.....with whatever TIME that has been bestowed upon me. Like i said, i'm a BUSY woman. haha. Can't help it.

anyway, as we all know....Singapore is such a small place and there IS a limit to where you can shop.....so, i decided to go to the AIRPORT!!! hahaa

well, for two days in a row, me and my family together with my granduncle's family....we walked and walked and walked at the airport. it was so RELAXING. we just sat there and watched the stewardesses/stewards, captains, TOURISTS......etc......oh, we enjoyed the aircon too.

what? it was FREE aircon. haha.

the skytrain is so cool and so NEW. they didn't use to have guys guarding the train doors but now they do. must be afraid of a stampede. i mean, come on lah ppl......it's not as if the train will come once in a million years. you don't have to RUSH like that. Even if the train DOES come once in a million years.....would they be stupid enough to build such a SMALL train??

i think my mom was in a good mood when we went to the airport. either that oor she was a little crazy then. that's because we spent $50 at mini.bits (airport)!!!!! can you believe it?!?! ok lah, i was partly to blame. but $50 is like WHOA!!!

*sigh* shopping is the one thing i'm best at. but first, sow me the money. haha. then there was this cute guy serving the counter at Burger King (airport). ARGH!!! he's so cute!! and nice and sweet........

wait, i'm going off track.

anyway, after the wedding yesterday, we also went to Downtown East. i felt so out of place there. we were in baju kurungs while the people around us we in casual Ts. hahaha. we didn't know that there was a carnival there. so, we were quite surprised at the amount of people staring at us. haha.

there were storytelling (which was simply retarded) and also people walking around on stilts. so FUN.

oh yes, did i mention that i ate a lot?

ok, i ate a lot. wahlau....i think i put on weight lah.

Today, is a NO SHOPPING day. i have to do my homework!!!!

MATHS homework.

sheesh. how annoying. *sticks tongue out*

2006-04-19T18:23:00.001+08:00

it rained yesterday. again.

wahlau lah. me and syafiqah was pathetically sharing an umbrella. it so doesn't help that the umbrella was SMALL.

in the end, i was HALF wet. when i took the bus, HALF of me was freezing to death. strangely, BOTH my shoes were wet. NOT HALF. i had a good mind to use the umbrella ALL to myself. but being naturally sweet and kind, i gave up the idea. how sad. i missed the opportunity to witness an 'accident'.

never mind. there's still something called a 'NEXT TIME'. can't wait. hey, that's free entertainment you know.

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krystal> wahlau, she was super high today lah.....yes, your HIGHness....had a great time laughing at Mrs OY, right?? haha.

peirong> this one ah....aiyah, don't need to say lah....krystal laugh. peirong laugh. i laugh. no one ever needs laughing gas anymore, just put krystal n peirong together.

shermaine> my partner.....argh!!!! she very what you know...keep wanting to box me....then later kept asking me to re-enact my reaction. rewind. play. rewind. play. stop. she goes toilet. hah.....so retarded. then, the way she hiccup is very funny. people hiccup got sound.....but she hiccups SILENTLY. the thing is, SHE'LL SHAKE. haha. not JERK. SHAKE. hahahaha. NO, actually if you observe her properly.....you'll notice that when she hiccups, she seems to be VIBRATING.

muu-muu> such despo....my goodness, she likes to smile to herself when *ahem*comes in. haha. later she begged me to change seats with her. i mean, only desperate people do that, right? hahaha. just for a glimpse of HIM.

sofia> yup, thanks to muu.....i made an interesting discovery. I SHALL CROWN SOFIA LING.....THE QUEEN OF BLURNESS!!! hahaha.

jessica> OMG. now this is called the most desperate of the desperate. wahlau.....desk-cover COVERED with HIS trademark stickers. wedding pic with *ahem*.....argh....TWO NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU AH?? singing love songs.....now do you still wonder why it's been raining these few days??

sim-sim> aiyoh....this woman is a hopeless case....boy-crazy....i tell you, at this age...she can already QUALIFY to be a S** education teacher. sick teacher = sick students. haha.

syafiqah> haha. she's the best. (her mother soooooo cooooool.) syafiqah was yawning and yawning like a donkey at the foyer. got her fair share of EYE-CANDY. and DROOLED....tsktsk... very oblivous to her surroundings. no lah, just kidding. but it's ok. i got my EYE-CANDY earlier. ^^

sarahj> very funny. n cruel. how can you contaminate my mind with that violent image of the BUTTERFLY?? *sniffs*.....oh man, i didn't know guys can be that unfeeling and SADISTIC!!!!! *heartbreaks....ccrraaack* i mean.....wahlau.....CREMATION. i would gladly tell you people the story.....but i'm nice and sensitive.....i don't want you people to puke all over the place. so i shall not say anything. (haha. keep you in suspense. haven't you heard? curiosity kills the cat.)

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i already dieded after the MACBETH test, and i thought i would be free.....FREE AS A BIRD!!!! FREE TO DO AS I WISH!!!!!! FREE TO STONE!!!!!!

how wrong i was.....still got TESTS next week AND the week after. wahlau.....think i'm a robot is it?? i can't spew out information whenever i want to. I HAVE TO STUDY. that means using brain power. that means flipping through pages filled with words. while i just stare at them, not ABSORBING anything. alamak....i'm not a sponge, ok?

oh yes. i already bought GREEN accessories for SPORTS DAY!!!!! haha. it's lovely green. so proud of me. yay! *claps*

anyway, i have a nagging feeling that we are gonna have LOTS OF HOMEWORK tomorrow. see, i told you i can predict stuff.

hahaha. i'm so full of crap. ^^

~too BAD~

2006-04-16T11:21:00.000+08:00

WAHLAU.

I saw HER SISTER on saturday. no, i didn't only SEE her.

hahaha.

I KNOW SOME PPL WOULD JUST FREAK IF THEY KNEW.

some ppl like RENUKA.

hahaha.

you should know what i mean, syafiqah.

you should too. right, campers?

~MJ~

2006-04-11T19:15:00.000+08:00

AAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG. MICHEAL JACKSON IS SOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*faints*

he is so damn cute. well, BEFORE his 'reconstructive' surgery. his dance moves are like 'WOW!'

ok...

i shall stop salivating and drooling over him. if not, i'll run out of saliva.

sheesh.

oh yes. did u you know that after the 2.4 km run......my butt was aching so bad that it hurts to walk??

you didn't know?

well, now you do. haha

strangely enough, my butt didn't seem to hurt when i'm sitting down.

P.S syafiqah is such an IT-IDIOT. haha. don't even know how to use a LAPTOP. hahaha. no offence, woman. but too bad for you, I SPEAK ALL TRUTHS AND NO LIES. hehe.

no lah. i'm joking. ^^

~i'm sick...~

2006-04-06T19:11:00.000+08:00

though i realise that i RARELY say this....

i'm glad i stayed back after school for a few hours.

spending that time with syafiqah and the rest of my beautiful ppl from 3I etc.....

it kind of made me forget the back-pain that has been bugging me since morning. i can't believe that i momentarily forgot that i was sick....

even though i was sniffing away, like a vacuum, trying to prevent my nose from RUNNING.

my throat hurts and i can't smell(though i smelled nuggets in the classroom)...i can't even hear properly. it was as though the WORLD's volume was reduced to an all time low. wonder how i'm going to hear shermaine talking to me.

no, wait. she DOESN"T talk or speak. she WHISPERS. it sooooo doesn't help that i'm already quite deaf. hahaha^^

by the way, it seemed to me that i sounded a bit brash when talking just now. i don't know.....but i apologise.

my brains doesn't seem to be functioning properly. my thoughts are flowing out of my ears(it felt like it.) before i even had the time to say it out. hhmmm....maybe i should stuff cotton wool. baa-baa....baa-baa....

hahaha. *looks sheepish*

well, back to the story....(yes, i'm not finished yet. tsktsk.)

i saw 3I running!!! u ppl did a great job. whatever happened has happened. no use mulling over it. what matters the most is YOU DID YOUR BEST. by simply doing that you made us proud. ^^

may the force be with you! haha. dots.........

though my throat hurts like someone just shoved a knife down my throat....i just couldn't resist the temptation to scream and shout like a RAVING LUNATIC when 3I was running . it was soooooo.......ir-re-sis-ta-ble.

yummy! hahaha. that was really extra. but now, unfortunately, i sound like a gay guy....n my throat just hurts more that before.

but whatever....I SHALL SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!! I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD!!!!! I SHALL BRAINWASH PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! n....I SHALL....err....never mind. I SHALL CONTINUE NEXT TIME!!!!!!

hahaha

i have a feeling that i should speak less....n think more. i noticed that i don't think enough. the world really needs someone, of course... like me, to think about the going-ons.

just think. not come up with the SOLUTIONS to the PROBLEMS. hahaha.

anyway, 5 items is tomorrow and 2.4 km run is next week. i don't even know if i can make it through tomorrow......

i hope i don't end up looking like a FLAT TYRE.

because a QUEEN has to look her best. hehe.

well, for your info....i'm croaking like a frog. as if there's not enough frogs in class...

hahaha...i may be sick, but i'm still me.

no one shall escape my clutches!!!! hahahahaha......*chokes*....*coughs*

man, this is terrible. my butt feels flat after sitting too long. ^^

P.S since i'm such a nice person like i usually am.....i shall hope that it will not rain tomorrow so that syafiqah's DREAM CAMPFIRE can go on as planned.

OH. my brain just fused. *lights out*

~Rainy day~

2006-04-04T18:20:00.000+08:00

It's such a terrible day!!!!

the clouds cried so badly that the roads were almost flooded.

i totally didn't expect syafiqah to be so afraid of thunder.....hahaha...

well, actually it was kinda entertaining for me too. hehe.

i have never seen such rain before. it was as though there was a river flowing above us but due to gravity....all it contents just spilled.

thank goodness, it wasn't raining fishes.

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while walking out the cedar pri way, Syafiqah was so damn evil!!!!!! she wetted me, can!!!! she so deserve to get her head chopped off!!!!!

since it' was raining, you know lah.....there were A LOT OF HUGE PUDDLES along the pavement. we were walking and walking then......

some idiot jumped into the puddle and WETTED ME!!!!! *glares at syafiqah*

thanks to her, my shoes, socks nad skirt were wet. not to mention my shirt and bag too.

wahlau lah....

i sat in the bus freezing like an iceberg, ok. then later i took the MRT. oh gosh....it was a miracle i didn't turn into an ICE QUEEN.

hahaha.

anyway, thanks to syafiqah once again.....my shoes were like fish tanks, lah.

it was filled....yes, FILLED....with water. my toes were trying to swim unsuccessfully.

until i realised that my toes can't swim!!!! they were going to drown if i don't save them.

so what did i do?? i tried to push the water out of my shoes using my feet. so basically, i was idiotically walking around with water flowing out of my shoes accompanied by BUBBLES.

what the....

after a while, my feet felt like a SPONGE, absorbing water from my SHOE-TANK. and with every step i take...my spongy feet squeezes out water which flows out of my shoes. it was like....

*squish*.....water......*squish*....water.....

aiyoh....for your info, this continued all the way home.

man, how unglamourous.

(P.S i had fun though, walking in the rain. especially after syafiqah dropped her wallet in a HUGE PUDDLE.
so funny. ^^)

~JIWANGing

2006-03-29T20:39:00.000+08:00

Announcement: if at any point during this SILENT reading...you do not understand what i'm saying, well....too bad. i know that it's not easy for you to understand geniuses like me.

(don't give me that spastic look, ah....like you not spastic enough, like that.)

hehe.

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~ JIWANGing session just now, super rocks!!!!!!! cute guitarist came and played the guitar LIVE. OH MY GOODNESS.....(jessica, he is so definitely much cuter and hotter than your DARLING...but i do realise that you've changed your target. so now, who's that poor bloke??)

yes. for your info, he's damn cuter than MY DARLING, syafiqah...i just 'dieded' there. melting....n melting. but no one can replace him. duh.

guitarist was shy but not that shy. he kept smiling n smiling. very nice guy.

sorry, but details are too explicit to be published. hahaha. but what i can say is.....after he left, 'someone' said, 'oh gosh he is so cute!!! (she went and hug the wall)...he looks so huggable!!'

which is definitely true. too bad you unfortunate souls were not there to appreciate the 'beauty'....

ARGH!!!!

i can't stand it. he's superbly cute. no arguments.

~ Lit test totally stinks. i knew i was going to flunk it WAY BEFORE i sat for it. (proves that i'm psychic)....

~ muu's pidato rehearsal OUTSIDE the library was so cute n funny....

~ after 'JIWANGing'....met vanessa and the-one-and-only SarahJ. i was super bored. so me and vanessa went to the courtyard and measured the sides.

goodness. i didn't know it was so fun!! hahaha.

yes, the measurement: 142.5 by141.75 (in units...we counted them in squares)

SarahJ must have seen me made a fool of myself.

~ saw and stared at snails sliming their way through blades of grass. they looked at me with faces that seemed familiar to me. *looks at sim-sim*

~ after days and weeks of not walking with SarahJ, (ok, i'm exaggerating), when we came to school today...we were sooooo early and fast....hahahaha.....you know, lah...our walking speed is like what.

~ at home: my brother cooled 'something' in front of the aircon.....

(i'm not saying. hey, i'm sparing you people the pain of having that horrible image fixed and engraved in your mind.)

but you can ask me if you want....i might even act it out..

well, i don't know....maybe with a fee of $20?

oi, the showcase of my talents never comes free. (no money, no show. i'm such a busy woman. pls, don't waste my time.)

hahahaha.

what's so funny? alamak. laugh and laugh only. got nothing better to do is it?? huh?

hahaha. ^^ (who said i'm kidding?? ya lah, i'm kidding. hehehe.)

~Errr~

2006-03-21T18:04:00.000+08:00

muu is so spastic and obviously in love.

yesterday, i saw her...then she went up to me and said, ' i had a one-to-one talk with *ahem*'

wah, i tell you ah...ahe was beaming from ear to ear when she said that. bbbrrr...goosebumps. haha.

i know not many knows this. i used to think that muu was scary and dao. she looks so intimidating when she's not smiling..

but then now i know she's even more retarded than the original retard (shermaine). hey, i speak the truth and only the truth.

anyway, muu said now that she's situated quite near my territory, she'll throw eraser bits at me and shermaine. apparently we're her object of entertainment.

how entertaining. i was thinking that i'm going to need an umbrella to shield myself from muu....but after seeing her amazing throwing skills, i realised i'm not going to need one. hahaha.

i mean, how much are you going to suffer if she misses most of the time? hehe.

now till the end of the term, i'm going to be stuck with 3 smart-asses. but no fear, we (me, shruti and esther) will then be the GENIUSES!!!

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anyway....

i think people should SMILE more often. even jesiska was requested (by mdm koh) to smile more because she looks too serious. haha. that's so lame, lah.

she must be the first teacher to write that. after giving out the PPR just now, she commented:

'i know this class's strength is in physics and chemistry. maybe we should engage more male teachers to teach you.'

OMG. but i know jessica very happy, right?? hahaha.

back to the point. smiling is good for you. it shows that you're happy. besides, smiling helps you to stay younger longer.

i would like to share a story....

once upon a time, in a far, far away land.....i was walking and carrying my baby brother (see, i can multitask. DO NOT DOUBT MY ABILITIES) when this woman practically jumped and appeared in front of my face.

she was holding some baby diapers. she then asked, "Ma'am, we are having a something something...blahblahblah......something-mother-something. would you like to try this for your son?"

i was like, hello?!?! do i look that old?!?!?!

but i just said, "Um, this is my brother."

her eyes widened. it's so big like golf balls popping out of her sockets. her jaw dropped, with her hand over her heart....she had this goldfish look. but i tell you, nishanthi's goldfish look is defintely nicer and more pleasing to the eye.

anyway, she stuttered, "I'm so sorry, i'm so sorry. i didn't know." then she hurried away.

wahlau.........seriously, do i look that OLD?!?!?!?!

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one more thing i found out:

do you ever wonder why the grass is so green??

that's because all kinds of animals already did their business there, passing out all kinds of horrendous toxins that you don't even want to know. ugh.

i was walking. the potong pasir way. then i stepped onto the grass (you know, the ones along the side, on the walkway?)

to my horror, i was surrounded by balls of unprocessed manure!!!!!!!!!!!

argh! gross!!

be careful. the soil you're standing on could be the 'unprocessed manure' itself.

*headaches* *faints*

~made my IC~

2006-03-16T11:50:00.000+08:00

on the 15th of March 2006.....Marliyana made her IC [pls read this in a serious tone]

ahhh!!!! so cool!!!! haha. yesterday, we (meaning me and my family) went to the ICA building in Lavender (weird, because there wasn't even a hint of purple or even flowers there....then why do they call it Lavender? sheesh.) erm...to make my IC. haha.

that particular day was super crowded. like everybody was rushing to make passports wanting to get out of this country as soon as possible. no lah, i'm kidding about that. there were 15 year-olds queueing to take their BEAUTIFUL photos for their IC (of course, that includes me. ^^) i also noticed that the fathers carrying babies looked a bit constipated. ok, lah. not obviously constipated but still constipated. they seemed scared like the kid was made of glass or something..

haha. but women are such natural pros at this. ^^

anyway, for the benefit of BLUR SOTONGS (and also for me), i'm going to say this: I TOOK A PHOTO. NOT IN UNIFORM. thank goodness i don't look hideous. or anywhere near that. at least it was better than my ez-link pic and my pupil's profile pic. phew.

then we had to queue AGAIN. this time to get my thumbprints and particulars and stuff. my queue number was like behind 40 ppl, lah. imagine how long it took!! but it wasn't so bad....

at least my eyes had a feast....cute guys were EVERYWHERE. all i had to do was sit there and enjoy the beauty of the surroundings. hahaha. (no. i'm not desperate! i'm just.......deprived. hmph)

after all that troublesome matter, we decided to go to Harbourfront to eat. YUM-YUM. everybody was hungry. (like duh. if not, then why go and eat, right? hehe.)

then later, my brother wanted to: 'Take the wrong number bus. i want to go at everywhere'

haha. explanation: the correct number bus brings us home (bus 291). so obviously the wrong bus doesn't bring us home. hahaha.

so? we decided to go to Sengkang. took a bus from HARBOURFRONT to SENGKANG. goodness. from about 3:40 till about 5:05. wahlau.

our butts were totally squashed and numbed from that 1h 25 mins ride. (i've been through longer). i even had difficulty walking waiting for the numbness to wear off and actually feel that my butt exists. *shakes head*
anyway, at the Compass Point (shopping, lah.), there was this guy standing in front of TAKA Jewellery. he was handing out fliers. i took one and looked through. wah....$500++, $200++, $100++ and then $3.

0.0

$3!!! for a stainless steel ring. what next? we went in, lah.

but then, the rings were either too big or too small. all except one. so i bought it. so cute!!!! it has 'forever love' with a heart on each end engraved on it. (aiyah, what to do? i'm still a woman....it's called woman's instinct. haha)

continued shopping. walked and walked and walked until we ended up in front of a specs shop. you know a shop that sells specs. hahaha.

all the frames are so nice. i saw a pink frame and asked my sis to try it out. (don't know why i did that. i could have just tried it out myself.) she then put it back on the shelf. i turned around. looked at the shelf....it's GONE!!!

turns out another woman already took it. whatever. *sigh*...what luck, man.

so now, no more pink. then i saw PURPLE. though i DO NOT fancy purple, i thought the colour was quite nice. (well, better that the black and yellow frame. like bee. hehe.)

anyway, my degree went up!! now it's about 550 each. my mom had this conversation with the guy there:

mom: is her degree still the same?

guy: increase a bit only. about 50. (i thought like what? 10? sickening.)

mom: huh...

guy: actually the degree is still the same. but because of her astigmatism, the degree increase a little bit. (so? did my degree increase or not? wahlau)

mom: oh...so that means because of her astigmatism. but her degree is the same lah. (huh? i don't get it)

guy: ya. make the vision a bit sharper.

mom: ok

me: .........???????????????????????????

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see, i don't get the conversation at all. talk so cheem......

anyway, so now i have 4 specs. 1 transparent, 1 blue-black, 1 orange and soon-to-come purple. yay! hahaha.

by the way, i changed my ORANGE pencil case. now it's pink!!! (i don't care if i overdose on pink. *evil laughs*)

dots.....^^

~cute blog!~

2006-03-13T18:04:00.000+08:00

wow. my blog is sooooo cute!!!!!!!

i so love it!!! but of course, none of these would be possible with the one-and-only-egoistic SYAFIQAH!!!!

*applause for her* (see, i very nice ok?)

somehow i think somewhere in the future, syafiqah should open a company that helps TECHNO-IDIOTS(namely me) with anything that has something to do with computer.

(hey, don't laugh. at least i admit that i'm a techno-idiot. unlike some ppl out there. [you know who you are] *winks*)

by the way, i LOVE THE SONG!! (thanks. ^^)

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last friday (i think...my memory's failing me.), i was at the MRT station....going down the escalator. then something caught my eye....

on the escalator that's moving up....was a Caucasian (blond) guy. he's cute, man. he was wearing a sleeveless top.

but.....BECAUSE he was wearing the sleeveless top......i saw....

his ARMPIT HAIR!!!!! no offence....but it was thick.

yeah, eewww.

it was an unsightly sight. but i just can't take my eyes of it. ^^"

but since he was blond and fair-skinned.....his *ahem* hair was somehow camouflaged.

so i guess i's not that bad. (but i could still see it....tsktsk)

oh, well.

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i went to a supermarket at Tampines Mall, last Saturday. (can't remember what it's called. either 'shop n save', 'G-value', 'cold storage' or 'NTUC fairprice' ....erm...pick one. haha)

at century square i met my primary school friend. same old same.

but her brother..........wah, so tall! don't even look like her brother.

a bit shocking for me. i almost thought it was my uncle. (nope, not the cute and hot one......i have A LOT of uncles, ok? ^^)

wait....or is it cousin?

anyway......

then at the supermarket.....i was looking at milk tins(for my bro, lah. not me!), when my sis said she saw my pri school form teacher.

ahhhhh!!!!

so long didn't see her, it felt good to actually see her again. haha

she was shopping with her husband. she looked so happy!! so cute and round.....well, rounder than before.

miss her, man.

anyway, did you know?

i sent her an e-mail LAST YEAR.

and she replied only the beginning of THIS YEAR.

i replied back about 2 months ago.

i think i'll only get her reply NEXT YEAR.

hahaha. ^^

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i sat looking

with a certain warm glow

but- unlike the fires in wintertime

though comforting, it eventually goes-

the memories i have will always last

as i reminisce of all the times we had in the past.

~back from OAC~

2006-03-08T18:44:00.000+08:00

i am amazed that i survived OAC. 6 days and 5 nights. wow.

but looking back.....it's not that bad. it was super fun!!!!!! the only thing is, i think i have forgotten how to drag my feet.

haha. seriously.

i am so exhausted. i just realised that i had bruises on my body. ouch.

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things to do:

~ BATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i rushed to the toilet the moment i got home. i miss my home toilet, man. totally scrubbed myself so many times that my skin kinda hurts. weird thing is, i don't seem to be fairer after scrubbing. haha. besides bathing with soap and shampoo, i also bathed in Dettol. i was desperate to feel clean again, ok? too bad i can't fit into my pail of water. well, i could pretend it's my bathtub, what..... hehe. anyway, TIME SPENT IN TOILET: more than 30 mins. ^^ amazing.)

~ EMPTY MY BOWELS
(i'm seriously constipated. whatever went in hasn't gone out yet. Yes, i'm still waiting. never mind, i shall do this later. right now, i'm increasing my energy level....haaha)

~EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i was crying just now. during camp, i kept eating chicken and rice that i'm sick and tired of looking at it and trying to put it into my mouth. anyway, i was crying because the 'asam pedas' [i have no idea what it is in English] cooked by my grandmother is sooooo hot and spicy.)

~ Take revenge on a certain someone.
(i guess i'll wait till friday or till after March holidays. it's ok. patience is a virtue. heh.)

~ SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(so nice to wake up in my own bed without lunatics banging on the door screaming 'FIRE! FIRE!'....haha. or waking up and realisation hitting me that i'm sleeping with bed bugs. ugh. oh, i so miss froggie, spermy, pink dolphin and blue dolphin......and not forgetting my darling ALARM CLOCK. [ you have no idea how lost i was without you.]

these are the ones that are at the top of my list.

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i missed my aunt's wedding! (it was on the 3rd of March...*sigh*)

my cute and hot uncle came and was incredibly extra-extra hot and cute that day!!!!

stupidly irritating. i wasn't there to stare. sheesh.......

never mind, there'll be other opportunities for me....

hahaha. ^^

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oh yes, either on tuesday or monday.....i dreamt that i was a superhero.

i was riding a motorcycle in the SCIENCE CENTRE. haha.

chasing...........erm.......something.

so cool.

i didn't know i could do stunts on a motorcycle.

heh. ^^

~Linking problem!~

2006-02-28T20:55:00.000+08:00

Broadcast: DUE TO TECHNICAL PROBLEMS.....THE LINKS WILL NOT BE UP TEMPORARILY. (so sad....)

SYAFIQAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

help....*sniffs*

wahlau.....

so right now i have to rely on my failing memory. *sigh*

I'M SO OLD. sheesh......

well...

Jessica! wahlau lah you. i had a hard time, ok? you go and scotchtape the box until like that for what?!?!

i was like turning and turning the box around and around trying to find at least ONE opening. (trying to make my life difficult is it? what the heck.....)

5 mins later.....

YES!!! i finally managed to open it up. thanks to my sharp eyes. (just now not sharp. now it's sharp. haha)

idiot. *evil laughs*

THANKS for the ORANGE present, hor. (your lolli also orange lah. haha)

FROM NOW ON, I'M OFFICIALLY KNOWN AS QUEEN MARLI OF ORANGE.

hehe. ^^ (note: i'm a Queen. hahaha.)

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anyway, sim-sim and syafiqah gave me a soft and cuddly 'SPERM'

haha. yes, a sperm. sickos.

but it's cute lah. (shocking, man.)

wahlau, if Ms C-squared knew about this.....she'd have a heart attack and all her hairs will fall off. (like having syafiqah and sim-sim in class is not enough.)

hahaha.

right now, spermy is sleeping with sarahJ's Froggie.

Oh no!

SarahJ.....is Froggie a male or female?!?!?!?!

(sick ppl....go and bleach your brains. scrub the algae. tsktsk)

hahaha. (shocking discovery: my mom actually finds it hilarious. my grandmother thought it was a tadpole. ^^)

~SS TEST!!~

2006-02-27T19:49:00.000+08:00

the day started out so fine and orange. this morning, i went to school carrying my a-maths file....which was orange.

ok, my bag was orange. my watch was orange. my file was orange. and i was seating on the MRT seat that was ORANGE. what the heck. i felt ORANGEY.

like sarahJ said, i could be QUEEN MARLI OF ORANGE. haha. that doesn't sound too bad.

at least i'm a QUEEN. unlike my darling people......hehe. (ok, i'm crapping again.)

then in school.....i realised that my pencil case was also ORANGE. right now, i don't think i would mind anything blue. as long as it's not orange. (i'm just saying.....but I HATE BLUE.)

hah.

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yay!! today i got prezzies from my dear-dear friends.

THANKS A LOT, GUYS. (i mean, women....)

thank you so much to those who stayed up till 12 midnight to wish me 'Happy Birthday'.....it's really sweet.

thank you for your presents.....i feel so appreciated. *sniffs*

those who haven't given me.......i'm still waiting. but i thank you in advance...haha. (yes, i'm refering to you syafiqah.)

hehe. (man, i'm so thickskinned. tsktsk.)

but...seriously. you guys are so NICE!!......know what? i think i can go on and on praising and flattering you ppl. but i'm not gonna do that.

my time is better spent on flattering myself. hahaha.

just kidding. i'm not THAT egoistic.

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~ syafiqah and sim-sim bounced their way into my classroom. just to tell me that they're going to buy me my present later. how sweet.....i think. (haha. just kidding lah. i know you ppl very nice)

~ sarahJ's froggie reminds me of FROG PRINCE. (aiyah....ming dao, lah)

~ jesiska and shermaine were very romantic together. they kinda make a cute couple. shermaine was tying jesiska's NEWLY CUT HAIR for her. (why did you cut your hair??? but i think it looks cute though. haha)

~ abigail ate HALF of the packet of sweets which was 'given' to me!!!! but at least i have some left. *gives abby the evil eye*...haha.

~ jessica was DEFINITELY SICK. she was talking about how i would like to do 'IT' with abigail. (you wanna die izzit?!?!?!....wahlau.) i think it's the side effects of spending TOO MUCH time with SUSMI. (or she misses *him too much.....until got mental disability. too stressed lah. poor girl. hahaha.....)

~ i thought sarahJ's candle was a HUGE LOLLIPOP. i was wrong lah....obviously. (luckily i didn't open it up and ate it, ok? wahlau.....if that happens....sarahJ is so going to get it. but she's lucky.....this time. *evil laughs*)

~ poor sim-sim was depressed last friday.....because Mr Valentine didn't go for the debate. haha. so funny.

~ the vetting for OAC was a total crap. i am so AFRAID we won't get in. but i have faith in us. 3I rocks, man!!!!!

~ argh...now have to study on Sri Lanka. SO UNFAIR. we were supposed to have the test on Northern Ireland!!! waste my weekend studying. tsktsk. (wahlau, syafiqah. you very mean ok? take pleasure in others' misfortune. still can laugh. goodness.) hahaha. ^^

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yup, my mother gave me something today!!!

a REAL LIVE ROSE. can you believe it? plus a cute fluffy fake flower. it was wrapped in a bouquet.

she so refused to tell me how much it cost. argh.....

I LOVE HER, man.

she once told me of this incident with her chairman. (my mom's a chief senior secretary or something like that....her title is soooooooooooooooo long. i can't possibly remember. haha)

mom: chairman, you better rush the report by today, ok?

chairman: wah, you think i what? SUPERMAN is it?

mom: ya lah. only i don't see you wearing your red briefs on the outside. *laughs*

chairman: *laughs too* (leaves the scene)

somebody: eh, you dare speak with the CHAIRMAN like that, ah?

mom: ya lah. he's also human, what.

somebody: *look of amazement on her face*

wahlau.....i'm amazed too, ok? CHAIRMAN, you know. aiyah, actually not surprising.

her boss and manager and whoever lah.....are really nice people. *grins*

my mom's birthday is TOMORROW!!!!!!!!

wonder what i'll give her.....

a wonderwoman GOLD panty??

haha. i'm sick, man.

~HAPPY BIRTHDAY!~

2006-02-26T14:46:00.000+08:00

INFORMATION OVERLOAD!!!!!!

argh...i just had tuition.

and only maths(both!) can make me feel this way....irritating.

but my tuition teacher is soooo nice. i just LOVE her!!

my weakness: CARELESS MISTAKES, lah.

she said, 'Now is the time when you grasp all the concepts. Make all the mistakes you want, and learn from it. What's important is the O'levels.'

anyway, through 3 hours of doing MATHS....i was barely alive. half-dead, you know.

the only thing that kept me going was this:

Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

haha.

well, yeah......having your birthday on a weekend is...kinda sad.

but doesn't matter....

i'll be waiting for your presents ppl. hahaha. ^^

(yes, syafiqah. i haven't forgotten your birthday amidst all this excitement. tsktsk.)

haha.

~DeBaTe DaY~

2006-02-24T21:49:00.000+08:00

unusually depressing and exhausting day....

did anyone notice? there were purple clouds in the sky.....like candy floss. i can't believe i actually fought early in the morning with zhi yun over it. tsktsk. people are becoming more and more retarded each day......

sarahj, jessica, syafiqah, safiah, muu muu, nishanthi, abigail, shermaine etc...........are just a few people who just got their letter of recommendation.

yeah, for mental hospital. haha.

for now, i'm still normal....but i don't think i'll last. mental people.....prepare a welcome party for me, ok? hehe.

By the way, i can actually fold a tulip! it's so cute....right, jessica? ya lah, i very pro....thank you, thank you very much. (SarahJ don't you dare give me that 'whatever' look....hhmph. you just don't appreciate talented geniuses like me.)

haha. just kidding, lah.

anyway, e-maths is supposed to be EASIER than a-maths. but for some unknown and unexplainable reason (if not known, how to explain? haha), i prefer a-maths, you know.

but one thing for sure, the test just now was just plain sick and disgustingly horrible. i'm so going to fail miserably...*sniffs* (don't need to comfort me lah....i've resigned to my fate. argh....)

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anyway.....while we were revising (pls, we didn't even open the textbook....at home.) for chemistry.....

me and abigail were looking at the periodic table, finding names that would be suitable for OUR FUTURE GENERATION. haha. i kinda like Flourine and Neon, while abigail seemed to find Argon amusing.

but as we all, together with the whole world, know.....jessica OBVIOUSLY LOVES CARBON. yes, woman....in case you didn't realise, WE all know. it's as though there's some paparazzi keeping tabs on your...ahem....interesting love life. hahaha. ^^

sarahj and Goldfish(nishanthi) was cute today! surprisingly. SJ was crapping so much today....including being mean to me....*sticks tongue out* (well, most of the time she was not making much sense. hahaha.) ....anyway, she went for the debate thingy today.

REASON? aiyah, i know it's not to support them lah.....she wants to watch some interesting 'drama'.....(tell me about it!!!!!!! on monday....^^"). hahaha. (oh yes, sarahj. i'm so glad you find my brother cute. of course lah....whose brother is it? hehehe.)

as for goldfish, she didn't exactly have to do anything much to let us know that she's obviously having some mental problems. haha. her eyes are so big and funny. (oi, that's a compliment, ok?)

well, at least better than SOME PPL (*looks innnocently at jessica* ) always staring at me.......but i'm flattered just the same. heh.

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syafiqah IS seriously SLOW. haha. took a few seconds to realise that i was the one who shouted(at the risk of ppl staring at me) her name.

either that or she's just blind. (without her MAGNIFYING GLASS. can read right? haha)

i stayed back in school for fun till quite late lah...doing homework, pretending to be smart but instead proving the theory that we are all living in denial. hah. (if i'm going down sarahj, i'm dragging u along with me....after all, what are friends for? *evil laughs*)

it's not even 10 pm yet and i'm nodding off. (yawning and hicupping at the same time is such a bad combination. i sounded like a frog.....almost choking on my saliva.....wahlau.....)

by the way, the fact that i can actually fall asleep with my eyes WIDE OPEN, proves that i'm indeed a pisces. haha.

wait.....i'm related to my GOLDFISH?!?!?!

~Mr Valentine~

2006-02-22T16:55:00.000+08:00

i feel as though my table itself is the Chalk Desert. i can't help it. i'm breathing in more chalk than air.

thanks shruti, for providing the never-ending amount of chalk. haha.

but i tell you, my table is a masterpiece with proof of OUR (u know who u are.) artistic talents. except for abigail. *evil laughs*

AND I KNOW WHAT YOU WROTE JESSICA! *sticks tongue out*

anyway, just now, i went home with zhi yun. being as weird as we already are, we balanced maths texbooks on our heads....walking out the cedar pri way.

(my hopes of the knowledge from those textbooks flowing into my 'already-full-of-rubbish-and-liquid' head were......well, hopeless. *sigh*)

zhi yun was very cute, ok....when she balanced the books, she reminded me of those 'bobbing dolls'. you know the ones you see in taxis?

haha. so funny. *boing-boing*

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ohh yes, before i forget, yesterday.....Mr Valentine chased us out of 3Z classroom. tsktsk. *shakes head*

but SOMEBODY readily helped him clean the whiteboard full of crap....right? *grins at syafiqah*. hahaha.

AND SOMEBODY (obviously it's syafiqah) DIDN'T COME TODAY! argh...left me thinking about giving her the letter. (but i haven't wrote it anyway. haha. ^^" . oops.)

with greatest apology, i had some unforeseen circumstances yesterday.

READ ON.

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what the heck, lah. i slept at 12 midnight yesterday..........trying frantically to finish my HOMEWORK.

sadly, no use. still couldn't finish. wahlau.....

homework has been piling and piling and piling up since school started. it's not even half the year.....

but my brain feels like it's been fried till crisp.

as the days go by...........................................

HELP!! I'M DROWNING IN A POOL OF PAPERS.......*glug-glug*

save me.....somebody.... *blurp-blurp*

*gives a silent scream* 0_0

don't worry though, you'll still see me in school tomorrow. just don't be surprised if you see bits of paper in my mouth.

heh.

~Sunflower~

2006-02-20T20:51:00.000+08:00

i still can't get over the shock after looking at the Literature Test QUESTION. the experience was just horrible.

i have never felt so tensed and brain-squashed in quite a long time.

the question was ok lah. in a way. wasn't too hard but not that easy. but SOME SMART PPL totally breezed through the test.

anyway, i was looking at the question on my paper, thinking of 'what the heck am i going to write?'....i was wondering for quite a while. suddenly, there was this loud *BOOM-BOOM* sound......

i immediately thought that my heart was beating soooooo loudly. Or the silence was affecting my mentality. (mentally unsound) haha. i looked up.

turns out Mr Shakespeare was WALKING around.

goodness.

the sound effect was SUPER LOUD.

must be the container classroom. Or his big feet(he wears size 12).

don't ask me how i know. i'm not gonna tell. hehe.

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~ my yellow flower(from VDAY) died! *sniffs*....an hour later...... the orange one died! *sob-sob* i can even hear my heart cracking and breaking into pieces.......*heart smashes onto the floor* oops...slipped and fell.

~ FatFat was weird today. wasted my glue. glueing her FILE. hahaha. that was spastic. then she was telling the glue to 'Quick dry. Quick dry.'

~ Poor Shermaine couldn't talk in the morning. sore throat. And to think i thought that her being deaf was bad enough. tsktsk. haha.

~ Abigail looked extremely pissed today. it was kinda scary, ok. turns out she was just tired. LACK OF SWEETS. that's why. (don't u dare do that again, abby. so scary.)

~ Wei Han so pro!!!! she almost reached the top doing rock climbing. it was Wei Han, right?? haha.

oh yes, the climax today happened during.............mr physics' period!!! (ok lah, he wasn't here...but mr chem was!! jessica was like damn excited.....)

charis was so funny. made mr chem blush. real bad. can see even with his tanned skin.

poor jessica. she looked really, really red lah. haha. (never mind lah. your chance to declare your love for SOMEBODY will come soon. wait patiently). hahaha ^^

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ok, syafiqah was like errrr....... no comments. haha. no lah....she was very nice! *hugs* thank you for the sunflower....well, at least it won't die. *grins* *teeth sparkles*

even print for me wang shao wei's picture. i prefer TONY SUN though. heh.

oh yeah, last Friday, we watched MACBETH!!!! it was super modern with guns n motorbikes. haha. i was a bit disappointed though.

MACBETH was supposed to be decapitated!!!! i wanted to see that. ok.....i'm a bit sick.

but anyway....didn't anybody notice how cute he is??? so hot!! *sizzle-sizzle*

extra-extra hot in a suit. wahlau. it was so James Bond material. (is it hot in here or is it just me?) *dots*

hahaha. by the way, wanna know something?

I AM SO CUTE. EVERYDAY.

hahahaha. don't mind me. i drank too much liquid. i think even my goldfish can swim around in my head. ^^

~TOXIC~

2006-02-15T18:58:00.000+08:00

IPP (in-place protection) took place today......

i was climbing up the stairs when the alarm sounded.....argh, i rushed up the stairs....so afraid that i would get locked out lah. i so did not want to run around like a lunatic begging to be rescued, like yiying. besides, dying like the security guard, just for locking up the school gate....is so wasted. even if the situation is not real. haha

anyway.....we sealed up the classroom with garbage bags n the place felt like an oven. now i know what microwaved food must have felt like. poor things. *shakes head*

the makeshift toilet was so cute! haha. everybody can see you doing your business in it. abigail n li chu were the 1st to try it. both inside, talking. but of all places......so weird.

no lah, u ppl should seriously scrub your brains.....so many dirty thoughts. tsk tsk.

jessica......i think she miss *ahem* too much lah.....she was laughing n laughing till she was damn red in the face like she's going to burst, trying to put thoughts of him aside...i know she's sooooooo jealous of ppl next door.......

they got to be stuck with him for 1 WHOLE hour in the dark, dark classroom.......

so near, yet so far. haha

she was singing Britney's TOXIC n some love songs. what the heck. before the toxic fumes kills us all......jessica would have decapitated us all, SINGLE-HANDEDLY......THANKS TO HER DECLARATION OF LOVE. goodness.

when yiying got locked out n banging desperately on the door....begging us to let her in, jessica was so NOBLE. -sacrifice 1 to save 41. more like save yourself so that can see *ahem* right?

power lah....u rock, woman.

i think we should have IPP more often. we get FREE drinks!!!!! (mineral water is considered a drink, ok?)

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later, assembling at the hall....jessica n zhi yin with their eagle-eyes, were obviously on the look-out for their beloved.

when i pointed *him out to zhi yin, she was like momentarily shocked. took a while to get it through her head that she has such a good view of *him. then, she squealed. i have NOT heard zhi yin squeal before. wahlau. i may have heard wrongly.....but zhi yin seemed say that *his arms are sexy n *his BUTT is cute.

*faints*..... (but don't worry, i fell GRACEFULLY on the floor.)

hah.

jessica was no better ok.....she was like craning her head looking for her darling (spraining her neck is not enough i think).....when he walked past, n i pointed him out....she was silent. then suddenly, SQUEALS!!!!!!

THAT WAS FREAKY. i think my heart stopped...for a minute. 0 _ 0

*massages head*....so scary.

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hhmm.....i thought i saw syafiqah flirting with ET.....hahaha. just kidding. ^^

~V********'* Day~

2006-02-14T18:49:00.000+08:00

i turn left. FLOWERS.

i turn right. FLOWERS.

i look in front. MORE FLOWERS.

i turn to the back. CUPBOARD.

haha. everywhere i go, the most common thing i see is FLOWERS. but i'm n0t complaining.

afterall, i got 2 FLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!! only.

no lah, i got many other great stuff that i really appreaciate. so.......THANK YOU. I KNOW U PPL LOVE ME.

heh.

sadly, the thing is abigail got more flowers than me!!!!!! here's our conversation:

abby: haha, i'm more popular than u!

marli: wahlau........*smacks abigail*

abby: eh, stop 'piaking' me ok? *smacks me*

marli: oww. hey, u hit me 2 times harder ok?

abby: no. it's three times harder.

marli: wahlau....i know u have muscles, right.......*smacks abigail...again*

abby: hey! *smacks me TRICE as hard.....err....again*

marli: ok! ok! *waves white flag....i surrender* T.T
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shermaine n i was like desperately trying to save our poor-poor dying flowers. acting like doctors. haha. we wetted tissues, trying to dehydrate the flowers. abigail's table was the operating table.

P.S the table was all wet. hahaha.

but my flowers are still alive n kicking, so unlike shermaine's. it's petals were dropping...one by one. i think it's going to be 'botak' soon. don't worry, like i said, i'll pay for the funeral. n abigail will provide flowers for the flower. hahaha. jessica was complaining to susmi about something i wrote on her 'lolli flower' n zhi yun was showing off her amazing amount of flowers. i think she can go open a flower shop lah. hehe. ^^

anyway....it's so nice of u ppl.....to give...me ......gifts......i'm....so touched...... *SNIFFS-SNIFFS*

LOVE U PPL LOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man, i feel so honoured to be in 3-I.

*class hug* (argh....sarahj, jessica, zhi yin....you're squashing me!)

hahaha. just kidding lah....

HAPPY VDAY EVERYONE.

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the loneliness that we used to feel

n the void in our hearts

have now been filled with gifts

or even kisses n hugs.

^~^

~Yawn~

2006-02-09T18:32:00.000+08:00

*rain-rain come again, come and make me sleep today*

the rain is always making me sleep....of course. it's my passion.

the last 2 periods today was really bad...i think if i had fallen asleep, i probably would have drooled all over.

the only thing keeping me awake all day was abigail munching on the sweets. n her antics. haha. seriously she can be a stand up comedian...

know what?? i don't think my advertising strategy (advertise my blog lah!) is working out. must get people to help advertise for me already.....

i laughed a lot today....but i know not as much as sophia n shruti, ok....they were like laughing their heads off. *too bad their heads didn't roll off onto the floor...it'd be nice to see that happening*

haha. everybody's really cute today.....especially me. heh.

i wrote a poem during A-maths today. but i was half-asleep. so cannot write cheem-cheem ones like yiying, which is very "WOW!"

btw, 3I rocks!!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

whoops...sorry, my finger fell asleep. told ya. it's because of the rain.

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With the rising of the sun,

i can see,

Snow falling,

endlessly,

Covering the fields,

with a blanket of white,

But darkness looms,

where there is presence of light.

~die lah...~

2006-02-08T18:59:00.000+08:00

The tests today, Chemistry n A-maths, went on a killing spree!!!!! It was powerful enough to kill people full of brains n intellect (some just don't use it. like me lah.)

i'm digging my grave at this moment. but abigail seemed to prefer the painful method. jump.

no lah. just kidding. just now, almost everybody was whining n moaning all over the corridor. oh my, that doesn't sound right.....sick.

of course, there are geniuses around who can ace anything they sit for......this is so making me feel pathetic.

i'm a genius too. just not mathematically inclined. haha.

oh no. i'm feeling it. oh. oh. argh.

mental block.

*slams head on table*

ouch.

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i'm staring at my goldfish,

they're making me feel dense.

i stared at them.

they stared back.

i don't want to stare anymore,

they look incredibly idiotic, man.

~Oh no!! MY EYES!!!~

2006-02-06T21:18:00.000+08:00

every morning, when i wake up, everything seemed pretty normal to me.....considering that i'm practically half-blind without my glasses....but that's another story.

anyway, when i woke up this morning, i looked into the mirror. i don't know why i did that you know, i rarely do that. usually i would rush to the toilet cos i can't hold my bladder anymore.

ok, today. this morning, i looked into the mirror. i looked ok. my mouth isn't crooked. my nose isn't red. i don't have a pimple breakout or anything. but when i started to focus my eyes on my eyes' reflection.....

IT WAS RED!!!!!!

it was soooooo red. one eye only. the other was ok. my red eye looked like a tomato was growing out of my head! in my eye socket, i mean. but what i'm trying to say is, my eye is super red!

i must have scratched my eye when i was sleeping. that explains the 'squeak-squeak' sound i kept hearing in my sleep. you know, due to the friction between my eyeball and my eyelid?

then i noticed that i was tearing uncontrollably.......not like i'm crying buckets of water! but more like, unusually watery.

thank goodness. it stopped by noon.

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btw, last week (Friday i think), after practicing for the OAC audition, i was really tired and felt like i could just drop down onto the pavement and fall asleep.

so no surprises when i fell asleep while taking the bus home. sad thing was i was sleeping next to this partition separating the bus driver and passenger.

i was nodding off and my head was falling all over the place. (luckily didn't fall onto the floor.haha)

i didn't know what happened but suddenly....."THUD!"

my head hit the partition! it hurt, ok! the 'thud' was so loud that everyone on the bus was like staring at me. i was too embarrassed to fall asleep again.

i went home with E.T-crazy n Moo-moo today. so i didn't fall asleep n bang my head against the window. Fortunately.

^~^

~Revival Of The Dead~

2006-02-01T18:38:00.000+08:00

Finally, i have the courage to 'revive' my blog after it's been dead for so long. My first blog failed miserably....

Sorry, shersky. All your work's gone. But thanks a million anyway....*hugs*

i shall try damn hard to maintain my blog to keep alive and breathing till the end of the year. Well, that's how long I'm giving it....Pray, it can survive. You people must help ok? Must visit often!

So....welcome to my new blog. I have never done my own blog. I am so not IT educated. Which is why I sought help from my friend (well, she practically volunteered, ok.) Thank you. *You know who you are. If you want to be named, so that you'll be appreciated.....more....tell me. haha.

The tagboard is not up....yet. But it will soon be....i hope. Unless someone is kind enough to teach me, you people will have to wait....heh.

I guess, that's all for now....I shall post my 'official' post soon. So must visit, ok? I'm so counting on all of you. You can give me you blog address if you want. *This is for those who are not afraid of me prying into their private lives.....Just kidding, lah. Please pass the message around: I'm reviving my blog!!! Watch the Dead come Alive!!! Everybody is welcome....but as usual, pls mind your language and behave, little kids.

hahaha.

~ Your presence is greatly appreciated ~

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As the clock ticks

and time passes by slowly

The answers that you seek

you will find, if you look for it.

Through this search, it is easy

there are many you will get

But what is difficult

is to figure out

which answer is correct.

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ok, this was impromptu. I did this offhand....so, it might not be very 'smooth'. But be prepared for more!

Well, nicer ones lah. ^^